Dog Quotes

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“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures;
they give unconditional love.
For me they are the role model for being alive.”

~ Gilda Radner

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
~ Franklin P. Jones

“If you think dogs can’t count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them.”

~ Phil Pastoret

“If dogs could talk,
it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”

~ Andy Rooney

“In order to really enjoy a dog,
one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human.
The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility
of becoming partly a dog.”

~ Edward Hoagland

“My husband and I are either
going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can’t decide whether to
ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.”

~ Rita Rudner

“Did you ever notice
when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window.”

~ Steve Bluestone

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon;
hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

~ Aldous Huxley

“Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.”

~ Roger Caras

“When a dog runs at you,
whistle for him.”

~ Henry David Thoreau

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