Dog Quotes P2

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“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle.
Not much of a watchdog,
but a vicious gossip!”

~ Craig Shoemaker

“If a dog will not come to you
after having looked you in the face,
you should go home
and examine your conscience.”

~ Woodrow Wilson

“No man can be condemned for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;
and the poorer he gets,
the better friend he has.”

~ Will Rogers

“I like a bit of mongrel myself,
whether it’s a man or a dog;
they’re the best for everyday.”

~ George Bernard Shaw

”If you get to thinking
you’re a person of some influence,
try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”

` Will Rogers

”When a dog barks at the moon,
then it is religion;
but when he barks at strangers,
it is patriotism!”

~ David Starr Jordan

“Did you ever walk into a room
and forget why you walked in?
I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”

~ Sue Murphy

”A dog is not ‘almost human’
and I know of no greater insult
to the canine race
than to describe it as such.”

~ John Holmes

”Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit,
you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

~ Mark Twain

“All dogs look up to you.
All cats look down on you.
Only a pig looks at you as an equal.”

~ Winston Churchill

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