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“You can say any fool thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you this look that says,
”My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!”
~ Dave Barry

“I named my dog ‘Stay’… so I can say
Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.”
~ Steven Wright

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes,
a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think
humans are nuts.”

~ John Steinbeck

“A dog is one of the remaining reasons
why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”

~ O.A. Battista

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
~ Will Rogers

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
~ Mark Twain

“My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.”
~ Joe Weinstein

“Money will buy you a pretty good dog,
but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.”
~
Henry Wheeler Shaw

“If you are a dog and your owner
suggests that you wear a sweater
suggest that he wear a tail.”
~
Fran Lebowitz

“In dog years I’m dead.”
~ Unknown

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