“You can say any fool thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you this look that says,
”My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!”
~ Dave Barry
“I named my dog ‘Stay’… so I can say
Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.”
~ Steven Wright
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes,
a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think
humans are nuts.”
~ John Steinbeck
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons
why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
~ O.A. Battista
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
~ Will Rogers
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
~ Mark Twain
“My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.”
~ Joe Weinstein
“Money will buy you a pretty good dog,
but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.”
~ Henry Wheeler Shaw
“If you are a dog and your owner
suggests that you wear a sweater
suggest that he wear a tail.”
~ Fran Lebowitz
“In dog years I’m dead.”
~ Unknown
